Tag: Satire
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A bald eagle interrupted a regional watershed-restoration announcement Friday to remind assembled reporters that it remains “the primary visual representative of the United States.”
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A Canada goose occupying three parking spaces near the south entrance expanded its territorial claim Tuesday to include the remainder of the parking lot, a landscaped median, and approximately 40 feet of sidewalk.
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A bull moose feeding beside a park road Thursday asked approximately 40 visitors to “calm the fuck down” after a routine wildlife sighting expanded into what rangers described as “a self-sustaining roadside event.”
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A promotional appearance by the University of Wisconsin’s costumed badger mascot was briefly suspended Saturday after an actual American badger emerged near a volunteer trail-cleanup event and began what witnesses…