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  • 10 Signs You’re Hiking With Someone Who Has Made Hiking Their Whole Personality

    10 Signs You’re Hiking With Someone Who Has Made Hiking Their Whole Personality

    September 26, 2026
    Field Guides

    A hobby becomes a personality gradually. At first, someone goes hiking. Then they buy hiking shoes. Then a backpack.

  • John Wesley Powell Had One Arm and a Terrible Idea About the Colorado River

    John Wesley Powell Had One Arm and a Terrible Idea About the Colorado River

    September 26, 2026
    Deep Dives

    John Wesley Powell looked at the Green and Colorado river system in 1869 and decided to travel through its canyons in wooden boats.

  • Area Badger Badgers Wisconsin Badgers’ Badger

    Area Badger Badgers Wisconsin Badgers’ Badger

    September 26, 2026
    News

    A promotional appearance by the University of Wisconsin’s costumed badger mascot was briefly suspended Saturday after an actual American badger emerged near a volunteer trail-cleanup event and began what witnesses…

  • 11 Camping Mugs That Suggest You Own a Subaru

    11 Camping Mugs That Suggest You Own a Subaru

    September 26, 2026
    Gear

    A camping mug is a drinking vessel with a recreational identity. A normal mug says: coffee. A camping mug says: coffee, but near a trailhead.

  • Why the Moose Is Such a Terrible Shape

    Why the Moose Is Such a Terrible Shape

    September 26, 2026
    Deep Dives

    The moose looks unfinished. The legs are too long. The torso is enormous. The head extends into an oversized nose.

  • Area Moose Requests Everyone Just Calm the Fuck Down

    Area Moose Requests Everyone Just Calm the Fuck Down

    September 26, 2026
    News

    A bull moose feeding beside a park road Thursday asked approximately 40 visitors to “calm the fuck down” after a routine wildlife sighting expanded into what rangers described as “a self-sustaining roadside event.”

  • 11 American Animals With Completely Unnecessary Names

    11 American Animals With Completely Unnecessary Names

    September 26, 2026
    Field Guides

    Animals do not choose their common names. This should be remembered before criticizing them. Some biologist, hunter, settler, museum curator or exhausted committee looked at a perfectly good organism and produced a…

  • The Corpse Flower Smells Like Death on Purpose

    The Corpse Flower Smells Like Death on Purpose

    September 26, 2026
    Deep Dives

    The corpse flower spends years preparing to smell terrible. This is commitment. A mature plant stores energy underground in a corm that can weigh well over a hundred pounds.

  • Local Goose Expands Territorial Claim to Include Entire Parking Lot

    Local Goose Expands Territorial Claim to Include Entire Parking Lot

    September 26, 2026
    News

    A Canada goose occupying three parking spaces near the south entrance expanded its territorial claim Tuesday to include the remainder of the parking lot, a landscaped median, and approximately 40 feet of sidewalk.

  • 10 Hammocks for Sleeping Terribly Between Two Trees

    10 Hammocks for Sleeping Terribly Between Two Trees

    September 26, 2026
    Gear

    Beds have spent centuries solving a straightforward engineering problem: provide a relatively flat surface.

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