The oldest bristlecone pines do not look successful. They are twisted. Partly dead. Often short. Exposed wood is sandblasted smooth by wind and ice.
Lake Michigan does not create winter. Canada assists. The jet stream assists. Large-scale pressure systems do most of the atmospheric scheduling.
The American badger looks irritated because we recognize irritation better than anatomy. Its face has black-and-white markings that suggest intensity.
The Great Basin sounds like one object. A basin. Large. Simple. Perhaps somewhere near Nevada. This is false in nearly every useful way.
A Joshua tree looks like someone tried to build a tree from verbal instructions. Tall trunk. Branches.
The American Woodcock is a shorebird that lives in the woods. It has a long bill, a round body, short legs, eyes placed high and far back on the skull, and a walk that looks like somebody has attached a small motor toโฆ
Central Nebraska contains an enormous sand-dune field. Not ancient dunes buried under rock. Not little dunes along a river.
The corpse flower spends years preparing to smell terrible. This is commitment. A mature plant stores energy underground in a corm that can weigh well over a hundred pounds.
The moose looks unfinished. The legs are too long. The torso is enormous. The head extends into an oversized nose.
John Wesley Powell looked at the Green and Colorado river system in 1869 and decided to travel through its canyons in wooden boats.