Yellowstone contains more than ten thousand hydrothermal features. More than five hundred active geysers.
The wolverine has a branding problem. Its name has been assigned to a comic-book character, sports teams, armored vehicles, knives, boots, and at least one type of person who owns too much tactical equipment.
The first problem is the word **tree**. You walk into an aspen grove and see hundreds or thousands of pale trunks.
Drive across much of the upper Midwest and the landscape can feel broadly legible. Rolling farmland.
A Turkey Vulture is difficult to market. The head is bare and red. The diet is dead animals. When overheated, it may defecate on its own legs.
The pronghorn has spent centuries being introduced incorrectly. American antelope. Prairie antelope.
Lake Michigan contains no saltwater. No ocean tides in the ordinary sense. No connection to the sea that matters to the person standing on the beach.
The hellbender is a giant salamander that lives underneath rocks in clean rivers. That sentence should be enough.
The oldest bristlecone pines do not look successful. They are twisted. Partly dead. Often short. Exposed wood is sandblasted smooth by wind and ice.
The Palouse of eastern Washington and northern Idaho looks like someone applied a smoothing tool to farmland.